Dr. Bob Bracegirdle has discovered why hobbits have hairy feet. Through genealogical research and genetic testing he found a common ancestor that had a dwarf father and a bearded lady mother. Dr. Bracegirdle stated, “For reasons not clearly understood, the hair from the bearded lady’s chin migrated to the feet of their offspring. It was quite an unexpected discovery. We fully expected there to be a particular gene that would explain the tufts of hair on their feet.”
When questioned what he would do now that this research was complete, the doctor responded, “Well after we go to Disneyland, we are going to see if we can understand how elves got their pointy ears.” We all look forward to that important research.